Life Ministries

Feeling a little under the weather so I thought I would give you some thoughts to ponder;

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?
Why don’t they make the airplane out of the same thing they make those “black boxes?”